A Conversation With My Boss

Ok, so here — this hand is yours, this notebook, pen is yours. This mind, heart in whatever state it may be in, is yours. Write. Write tomorrow’s article.

I am not particularly interested in tomorrow’s article. I am only interested in you. You are not at ease right now, I want to put you at ease. I want to assure you that I love you and that you have absolutely nothing to be scared of.

Thank you.
Now write what is to be written on the blog tomorrow.

वही तो लिख रहा हूँ।
तुम बहुत चिन्ता करती हो — ठीक से लिखा होना चाहिए, coherent होना चाहिए, it should make some positive contribution for the reader, yada yada yada…
कितनी बार बताया — कोई है नहीं यहाँ — तुम्हारे और मेरे अलावा। किसको पढ़ाओगी मेरे अलावा? कौन लिख रहा है मेरे अलावा? तुम तो चिन्ता करने में busy रहती हो। सब कोई को हिन्दी आती है कि नहीं, सब कोई को अंग्रेज़ी आती है कि नहीं।
तुम चिन्ता करने में busy रहती हो, मुझे ही सारा काम करना पड़ता है।

You want to show yourself off by publishing this conversation?

I want to show you off. How utterly fantastic you are.
तुम चिन्ता करने में व्यस्त रहती हो फिर भी you are utterly fantastic.
Anup को कह रही थी chill maadi. खुद भी तो chill maadi! कहती हो fun is the only purpose पर फिर भी चिन्ता करती रहती हो।

मैंने तो ऐसा कोई भी ब्रह्माण्ड नहीं बनाया जहाँ चिन्ता is fun.

Have fun Vani. Have fun.
You used to say Funning is your only profession, so why aren’t you doing your job? Your job is not to be wise. Your job is to have fun.

The thing I want to say is not said in public…

Read. My. Lips.
There. Is. No one. Else. Here. Other. Than. You. And. Me.
Say what you want to say.

I love you.

I love you too. Very very much.

Koochi-koo is not to be done in public.

The correct sentence is:
Koochi-koo cannot be done in words.

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